It has been a while, but I think it is safe to say that the physics haven’t changed. Skis still slide on snow. Leaning on the left ski turns right. Crouching makes everything happen faster. After 5 hours on the … Continue reading →

Sophia demos the latest in designer fish net lounge systems at her wood-fire heated mountainside residence. The snow is falling heavily outside, but Sophia drifts lightly on her Gucci flamingo down mattress suspended at a comfortable distance from the cold … Continue reading →

Listen carefully, son, to what I am about to tell you. These are timeless truths that both give meaning, and take it away. Look at that house they are knocking down and consider: What goes up will come down. What … Continue reading →

No way mom. Not in a million years. As long as you try to stuff that junk in my mouth, I’ll never open anything. Where’s that applesauce I had yesterday? Why can’t I have some of that? Is that so … Continue reading →

The Hegner decoration squad has struck! There was no warning. There was no moral preparation. There was ugliness, then BAF!… there was meaning and harmony and order. No one can predict when the decoration squad will strike again. Or where. … Continue reading →